Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
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It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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