good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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