Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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