I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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