Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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