i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
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you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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