I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Randomize
