: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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