you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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