I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
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When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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