Small penises have feelings too.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
whose parrot is this?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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