i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You almost got us killed.
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