Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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