Swine flu. Run for my life!
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
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