How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
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Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
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Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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