idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
