i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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