To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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