I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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