Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
Randomize
