i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
What did we do last night that was yellow?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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