Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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