i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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