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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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