two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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