Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
This is the high leading the old right now
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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