I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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