We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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