How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
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Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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