ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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