Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
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You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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