He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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