I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
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she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
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I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.