There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
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Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
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Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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