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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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