A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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