I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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