You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
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I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He? As in you personified your dick?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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