What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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