New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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