just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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