Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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