reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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