I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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