she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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