Grow some girl-balls and come out already
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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