Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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