So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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