i jhust puked up my retainher.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
She's the barista slut.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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