Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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