Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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