can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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