hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I want her autograph on my taint
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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