There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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